we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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