that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
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Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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