there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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