Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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