Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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