he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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