great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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