I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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