We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just saw a hot homeless man
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
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I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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