he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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