love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
