what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
