am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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