good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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