you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Fuck appropriateness.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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