i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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