we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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