I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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