OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize
