Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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