So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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