id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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