People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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