We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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