Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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