he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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