I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
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gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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