Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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