I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Randomize