Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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