I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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