Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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