I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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