oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?