im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
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Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
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If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.