he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
