Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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