it was like his penis was on wheels.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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