nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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