Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (615): my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole http://tfl.nu/xvf4
  Replies (36) Good night (1064) Bad night (1562)
• Favorite

  (417): View more from Missouri

  true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (417): true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever! http://tfl.nu/5efq
  Replies (14) Good night (937) Bad night (2741)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips. http://tfl.nu/o6k6
  Replies (15) Good night (1629) Bad night (2961)
• Favorite

  (562): View more from California

  How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (562): How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std? http://tfl.nu/ee21
  Replies (26) Good night (652) Bad night (5209)
• Favorite

  (336): View more from North Carolina

  I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (336): I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me. http://tfl.nu/4zk7
  Replies (24) Good night (2743) Bad night (1116)
• Favorite

  (207): View more from Maine

  He violated my cat. I was not impressed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (207): He violated my cat. I was not impressed. http://tfl.nu/2ip6
  Replies (22) Good night (931) Bad night (5789)
• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon http://tfl.nu/1u8n
  Replies (12) Good night (4062) Bad night (926)
• Favorite

  (708): View more from Illinois

  Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (708): Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover. http://tfl.nu/rh7v
  Replies (2) Good night (1332) Bad night (1303)
• Favorite

  (707): View more from California

  She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (707): She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place. http://tfl.nu/aqji
  Replies (9) Good night (5536) Bad night (992)
• Favorite

  (540): View more from Virginia

  Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (540): Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures. http://tfl.nu/hix2
  Replies (9) Good night (1927) Bad night (625)
• Favorite

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (615): You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all. http://tfl.nu/of60
  Replies (4) Good night (1151) Bad night (536)
• Favorite

  (954): View more from Florida

  stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (954): stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us http://tfl.nu/1h6z
  Replies (3) Good night (1953) Bad night (522)
• Favorite

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (262): he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready http://tfl.nu/cfza
  Replies (10) Good night (844) Bad night (456)
• Favorite

  (307): View more from Wyoming

  eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (307): eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me. http://tfl.nu/amg7
  Replies (3) Good night (635) Bad night (351)
• Favorite

  (214): View more from Texas

  BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (214): BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core. http://tfl.nu/qnhi
  Replies (5) Good night (544) Bad night (169)

Randomize