Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
We should try that some time.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good