I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me