I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
where does the pee come out of this thing
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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