his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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