I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
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You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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