would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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