Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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