so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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