the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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