The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
The Olympian is in my bed
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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