Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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