Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
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I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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