my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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