This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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