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(713): View more from Texas

my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.

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(509): View more from Washington

He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority

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(217): View more from Illinois

Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?

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(212): View more from New York

I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.

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(905): View more from Ontario

threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.

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(760): View more from California

Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.

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