I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Randomize
