Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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